Cheese on an unbaked drop of dew

There once was a lad who said his name was Jonas but didn't like it so he changed it to Marco Polo the II. He liked to eat berrys and cream starbursts but they tasted to much like berries and cream. So he ate them with a flower on his shaving cream. But then these vasaline packages came and ate the entire world with a single notepad that had a zit on it wich expired in the year 9999. The only difference was that lotion ate lettuce. The End. Oh yeah this one guy also ate his own taco's who's name was Kirk\Doug\Kaden\Alex\Micheal Jackson. Vaccum your teeth daily with your own pillow and not work out video's because he\she doesn't like that very much.